My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)
Me: my what now
(via lovequotesrus)
if u ever see my nipples thru my shirt just know that i know
i kno my concepts i know what im about
(via deadsolange)
when my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down
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